We all wish to be the best. Whether it be superhero, ace attorney, baseball star, or to join the CORPS, we all have a dream-self of what we want to be in the future. What we are good at and what we strive to be can be discovered and used to its fullest potential in the dream-job of your life. Of course, something as abstract as your astrological sign should not discourage you in anyway as to what you want to be, or sway your opinion.
Elizabeth Andres ’14
Long standing suspicions have been confirmed, after one of the seniors, Kelsey Scheumann found a button in the back of the girls locker room that activates the gym floor which splits down the middle of the “H” and each part moves to their appropriate sides of the gym, revealing a secret pool. “It’s not everyday that you find an underground pool, and I’m so happy that I did!”
Students are worried that now they will have to be required to swim in gym class, “I mean, I don’t want to get my hair wet, first thing in the morning,” said Sydney Denault.
“No worries,” said PE teacher Mr. Sudnick, “it’s going to take a long time to clean up all the algae”.