Taylor Jo ’12
All that advertising on how bad tanning beds are for you were a waste of money! New research has proven that in fact, the advantages of using a tanning bed surpasses the negatives! And how? By the UV rays, good looks, and happiness.
First to being with, the benefits of tanning beds clearly can be shown off with an amazing glow to your body! Everyone looks better with a tan, in my opinion. Also, human beings naturally lack vitamin D in their bodies. Researchers have found that the UV rays that tanning beds give off, produce Vitamin D in our bodies, naturally! You may think this is all bologna, but it gets even better! Most recently proven, the rays of tanning beds also can alter your mood! And by that, I mean it will make you extremely happy; it gets rids of all your worries and anxieties. It’s like you have not a care in a warm world.
Now pry for the most shocking part. So many saddened stories have come along where people die from skin cancer caused by too much exposure. Well, those stories now are of pure history! Skin cancer is now 100% harmless, and treatable… just like a bug bite. Isn’t science great?!
So what are you waiting for? No risks, no pain, nothing but a sexy glow to your skin and a positive boost in your mood! And hurry! There’s an April special down at the local Beach Club- 4 tans in the most extreme iBed for only $120.00! Enjoy! 🙂